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I have a pervy friend.

(We're in the car heading to the Red Robin meet.)

Her: May I shift your knob?

Me: Yes? Clutch is in, shift.

Her: No, your knoooob... *winky face*

... ...

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Anonymous asked: how do you feel about your girlfriend?

she is the illestswaggestgirlfriend

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I will call a guy a bastard, asshole, fucker, dickwad, nigga, dumbfuck, dumbass, douchebag, fuckface, dipshit, or anything else like that and he can...

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You know you're a ricer when,

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you think you’re a mechanic once you’ve finished watching the whole entire Fast and Furious...

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@suprastar

A white guy, a black guy and an Asian guy walked into the same elevator. The elevator closed and started moving. One of them farted the...

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kctv replied to your post: thinking about doing a VIP camry again instead of…

if it’s a v6. if not, booooo

mine’s v4 :’(

but...

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